Betty Page by Madeline from the album Kissing and Dancing *note* The tuning does not match up to the recording on the album. E A The female form, oh Betty Page in leopard print lemonade. E A The world became sour at the sight of her. Am7 E Am7 E I loved her like a sister or a piece of furniture. E A A rubber dress and a leather whip. Her photographs were well equipped at E A shocking the government of the day. Am7 E Am7 E If they just new poor Betty for her innocence and naivety E A E A I am miss puritan. I know my answers are right. E A E A I am miss holier than. I will win this justified fight. E A E A It's not easy. No, it's not easy. E A A silver gun what a glorious hit man stuck inside his lover's basement, E A thinking about the situation in front of him. Am7 E Am7 E He loves her like a mother or a piece of furniture. E A Two lives left, and one is for the taking! He's the husband, an insurance agent. E A Now he's the target for the postman Am7 E Am7 E who brought lust with his deliveries of innocence and naivety. E A E A I am miss puritan. I know my answers are right. E A E A I am miss holier than. I will win this justified fight. E A E A It's not easy. No, it's not easy. E A E A It's not easy. No, it's not easy. E A The bullets flew and it hit her face. The insurance paid for the wedding day and E A now there's a partner for the postman. Am7 E Am7 E He loves her like a mother or a piece of furniture. E A And Betty Page isn't made of sin now that Jesus Christ is her only best friend E A and her bikini is her bible. Am7 E Am7 E I guess they call that survival when all your pictures turn yellow.